Mom
Hold on
Don't get up here
Hold on
Why do you put up "V" sign?
Look,the opponent is enjoying victory
6 seconds
Longerthan before,right?
You know you must be measured with seconds
Oh! Don't say dirtywords in front of kids
Go in and get the cake
Yes,Madam
Hold on
I'm a very common HK guy
and the only uncommon thing of me is my name
As my name is similar with that ofthe Chief Executive's
I'm also called Tung Chi Hwa
but the Chi is not the same as his spelt as Chee
The cleverest decision of my life is
to marry mywife,Lisa
Lisa gave birth to a boy and a girl to me
The son is called Leonardo
and the girl is Graff
Their name is changed every year
Last yearthe son was called Rocky
and the girl was Kremaren
She gives popular movie stars name to them each year
The one lying here is ourfurious Filipino maid
Why is mywife called Lisa?
It is because her mother is also movie fans
Mywife was once named Ka-yin and Nadia
Why must I mention her mother?
When mention her mom It'll spoil my mood
Happy Birthday
Happy birthdayto you
Happy birthdayto Leonardo
Happy birthdayto you
Blow offthe candles
Good
Let's go
Go? Hold it ... you must protect me
Protect me...you must protect me
You're useless
Shoot,dare you shoot?
You have a hostage,I'll let you off
Shoot at yourself!
Shoot now
You're tricky
Madam,yourtelephone
Don't stop
Hi! Yes
How come
Hubby,come here
Don't playwith water,you'll get drowned
Not that coincident
You're expert at constellation you've predicted everything
Don't flatter me,I'm not expert
Mom is at the airport now
Mom may have never left HK
She may have waited for me for years
When I'm a bit eased off she must come here and scare me
That is my mother
If she weren't,I'd have killed her already
This house belongs to my mothertoo
This house? To get home we must take bus then a train
and still get a van
then finallywe must climb a mountain
I'm too stupid to act as guard of her house here
I say even dogs won't come here
But after coming here,the air
and the sunshine
Be gentle when you get dressed don't injure the kids
Go and get dressed now
I don't want to pick your mother up
You want me to drive there?
You want me to drive to pick you mum, no way
What did you say?
I'm speaking Cantonese
and in English is "No way"
You mean you want me to climb down the mountain?
Then get a van,and a train
then change a bus & Airport Express?
If accident occurs & your son comes out
then I'll bite the umbilical cord myself
It's really bloody
Your son may ride the bus free all his life
or I'll arrive the airport and ask motherto cut the umbilical cord
My dear,honey
Your mother gave me this X-file scar
If I forgive her,aliens will surely kill me
Please,stop mentioning the incident 20 years ago
Your X-scarwas that small at that time
Now you're grown up, of course it gets bigger
I don't care,I don't knowthat my mum
have flown over here from Muritius
She's all alone,and no one meets her at the airport
She's alone,right,but not still dead
I wish she died in Muritius
Will you go?
Yes
Get dressed now
Yes,I will
Take if off
Yes,take it off
Put it on Yes
Dame it! You can never achieve anything
Hello? Yes
Where are you?
Yes... I see
OK,I'll come at once,wait a while
Bye
What is it?
Hubby,good news,she got on a taxi
And the bad news?
She said the taxi driver keeps diverting
and they are now at police station
Let's go
Sorry
You must smile when you see my mother
You demand too much
She's your mother-in-law
Think over,she's an old lady
and now she gets bullied by a furious taxi-driver
How poor and helpless she is
You said that umbrella belongs to the taxi-driver
Or does it belong to your helpless mum
Of course it belongs to the taxi-driver
That taxi must belong to your mother
Sir,I'm looking for my mom
Who's your mom?
Maelwwe
What?
I mean her name is Maelwwe
She was beaten up by a taxi-driver
No one was beaten up by a taxi-driver
but there's a taxi-driver who is seriously injured
Seriously injured?
Sir,may I take a look?
Please
Sir,is this case deliberate-murder?
Sir,you have any barrister you know?
I know a Miss Mo
That is my mother
Sir,as he's seriously injured then my mother
She's inside,complaining against us now
You beat her? You beat her?
Hubby,inform Miss Mo at once
She's being charged with deliberate-murder & assaulting officer
She'll be sent tojail for at least 10 years
We'll lose,Miss Mo won't take up such case
What do you mean?
Get out!
I'm thirsty,is there anywater?
Let me get you some water
Is there fresh orangejuice?
OK,I'll buy it for you
Thanks
Your poor mom
Mom!
Lisa
That taxi-driver bullied me
But you wounded him severely
Right
Don't panic,with me here
Do you knowthere's "Politeness Campaign" in HK?
How can you treat my mom this way as she's so polite?
And you two you're biased against women
I must lodge complaint against you
Hubby,call up Miss Mo
Ask herto come here
Hold it
Now my mom won't sue you, will you stop suing her?
Will you?
No,I won't sue her
You reallywon't sue her?
Yes,I won't sue her,Sir
Sir,he won't sue her,we may leave now?
Mom,where's your luggage?
Here
Hubby
Chi Hwa
You won't sue her as she injured you so seriously?
Are you a man?
It hurts
Then sue her
All fatties lose their ego because of you
OK,thanks everybody,thanks
Bye
You won't help? Hey
Mom,why are you suddenly back?
Our kids are cheerful when they hear you're coming
Really? Yes
Chi Hwa even suggests dining out tonight
of course he wants to welcome you
How about his asthma?
Have the children got it?
No
Asthma...will stop when one grows up
Will it?
Yea,but I'm only guessing
Mom!
Mom,I'll put this in the hood wait for me here
No... where's your car?
Outside
Drive your car here
Wait for me here
Mind your steps
You ass-hole
You asked that fattyto sue me?
You want to die? Bastard,get down here
You suggest that to me when I'm so polite to you?
Dare you throw my stuff? Get down here
Help
I count three,get down,1,2...
Bitch,you dare stir up trouble at police station?
Help! You must die this time
Help
Shit
What are you doing up there?
Your mom dare mess up at police station
She pricks my anus! Help!
No,you have much work pressure only
This is only illusion
What? I'm nearly bleeding! lllusion?
I know,you had a miserable childhood
But you must be brave and face them
You must tryto elude from them
It's alright,get down now
Your mom dare mess up at police station
and she must kill me when I arrive home
No,you really have illusion
You're up there,she's down there how can she prick you?
Look... look how cruel she is
She looks gentle and nice,look
Chi Hwa,what's wrong with you? Get down now
Help...
I say you have never been to Muritius
You're not tanned at all
You've waited all these years to prick me
Say no more
Hold it
What do you want... Give me
Why don't you open the door? Open the door!
Mom
You want to die? Kill you
Mom
Why did you make the house so shabby?
It's not strange,mom
This house is 30 years old already
Your husband is 30 years old too
why isn't he shabby?
Mom...
Do something
Granny!
Good grandchildren...
You're funny
You're funnytoo
Dad,didn't you saywe get presents
ifwe squeeze granny's face?
Right,how come no presents at all
There're presents
Everyone has a present,come with me
Except you
You're veryfunny...
Thanks
This is for you
Thanks
G-Shock,for all of you
Materialism
Unfortunatelythis stuff is out-date
Then you must give up Armani suits and Bally shoes
You must also give up LV handbags and Cartierwatches,nuts
I'm different,I'm an IT personnel!
I don't always change into Cybertype
But you won't understand, you're from Muritius
Yourtype is called "Damn-it"
Mom,don't say such a thing
Why don't you two tell granny...
your recently name?
I'm Nicolas
Nicolas?
I'm Faye
Faye?
When did you give it to them?
Only yesterday
I'm called Marianne
Madam
Nothing... Marianne
Lisa,how come?
You gave that name to her?
Nuts! Everyone has a dad
But no one's dad is as competent as your dad
He gave you the name of Maelwwe
What a great name
Maelwwe,what a name
You change your name You change your name to Morlinjar
No,Morlinjar,why?
Why?
No! Sir...
OK,Morlinjar,go to sleep
Morlinjar,Why?
Lisa,we can't let two Mariannes be in the same place
She takes other as dogs
must I change my name too
No need forthat
You have a great name,Tung Chi Hwa
but Chief Executive's name is Chee
so you're not as competent as him
Look how happy you are
There must have been no one to talk with you in Muritus
Lisa,look,my passport
Good,mom,you can always come back from now on
Come back always?
Yes,but this time I come back for a loose stay...
forjust about 5 years
Marianne
Morlinjar
No Morlinjar!
Take the kids upstairs
Come
Come down for dinner later
Close the door
Am I bothering you?
Not at all...
You're welcome
Nowthat you come back, I can move away
I'm fed up with climbing the mountain
Shut up!
But this is the truth
Either you move or I'll move
I'll get way,I'll move away
I'll move,of course myfamilywill move away as well
"Dame-it" type
Estate is expensive in HK
Where can you find a big house as this?
The air is so fresh
And your cybertype people have big expenses
You have no moneyto rent a house
Have I asked you to pay rent
all these years?
You get upset when I come back
& see my daughtertoday?
And even threaten to take them awayfrom me?
I didn't't blame you
on making her pregnant that day
You blame on me?
What about my X-file scar?
What? You want to frame me?
That day you held a knife and wounded yourself
You're always like this
Everytime you injure someone you'll say he injures himself
You never let others say anything about you
Why did you...prick me with this?
Again? How can I prick you?
I'm so far awayfrom you,how can I?
You pricked me?
Take your hands off!
My belly aches...
Sit down and listen to me
I'm one ofthe owners ofthis house
and you're my husband so you should live here
But my mother is also the owner
so she has the rights to live here,got it?
Lisa
What did you say?
What did you sayjust then?
I mean...
This house...belongs to mom and me
so you have the rights to live here
You mean if I were not owner
then I would not be welcome? You mean this?
No
I must die now
then you can add his name to the house right?
Don't worry,if you're willing to die
I'll donate your properties
to charity of Muritius
Just watch on,I won't die
I must see you die before me
I'll see when you bastard die
I'll see when you will die
You're utmost special
You're the only mother in this world who wants her daughterto be window
None of your business, this is ourfamilytrend
What if ourfamily members like to be widows
Not yourfamilytrend,but your husband would rather die that face you
No way,he knew you made
my daughter pregnant
so he died early so as to avoid seeing you,got it?
There's evidence here
I've never seen such a poor husband
How come his appearance becomes like this? Why?
Lisa,this is not your dad's photo
It's father
Of course not! It's a foreigner
You mean that one?
He put behind the house I'll show you tomorrow
You never stand by me
How can you let him put your dad's photo behind the house?
You...
You're useless
I must make everything clearwith you
I tell you,I must make everything clearwith you
Mom
Evils...
I miss you much,Evils...
Evils...
Muritius is beautiful but you weren't with me there
I've to come back and face my evil daughter
Evils...
Evils,I muss you so much
Mom
Mom,I knowwhat you're worried about
But don't worry
I've saved much money all these years
but I've nevertold him
If anything happens I still can stand by myself
Say,am I right to do so?
I know you treat me well
All parents treat their kids well
You're also the precious of my granny
In the past,when dad court you
granny also gave dad an X-file scar
and it was a big,big one on his back
I promise you,in a few years
If Faye takes a boy home
whom I don't like
I'll also give him an X-file scar
You approve that?
I inherit it from you too
I'll let this baby have our surname as Siu
Is this feasible?
Yes,even with your maiden name
But I haven't decided a name for him yet any idea?
Evils
Evils Siu?
That's father's name?
Right,manyforeigners do the same
OK? Good...
I'm sorry,Mom
It's dirty here,stay away
I'll ask Morlinjarto clean the place
Let's go up,OK?
Good morning
Good...
Hey,that wardrobe is out of order?
You dare to say?
Last night you spoke back to mom...
You'd better be careful
Mom says she must make everything clearwith you
so don't talk to me
Mom,have breakfast
You two eat fast
What? Must you do this too?
OK,go to school now
It's weekend,no schools today
Weekend? Right
You go outside and dig a hole for me
We haven't eaten anything
You have eaten,come on... hurry
We haven't eaten anything
Why dig a hole?
To bury you
Mom says she must plant a banyan tree at backyard
Plant a banyan tree?
Please don't dig into my backyard if you must
As you want everything clear,right
Please mark our areas now
I can mark whichever part I like
I can take this part today and the othertomorrow
No way
Since you must clear everything
we must mark our areas
OK,I'll take this side,you take that side
I'm waiting for you words
There's an ant hole in your side
I've dealt with them for 3 years but to no avail
Ants will crawI on you when you eat
But my side is much better
I always sit on this side
You regret?
Hubby
The fried stick you're eating was bought by mom
I'll pay you back
Good
$3000 each,you've eaten two
Luckily I haven't swallowed yet
Get it back
But tomorrow I'll also buyfried-stick worth of $3,000
and you must eat it in front of me
I say you're a poorfellow
How come you have $6000
I say you don't even have a dime
Sorry,I have things to see to
You know,I'm very busy
Excuse me
Hey. I'll break your leg if you dare intrude my side
Hubby you've to go now
You can leave from this door
Even so,I still must pass by her side
OK,take the back hill
and arrive the mini-bus stop
then walk back here to get the car it's solved
Half an hour! My Brikenbirs
What about tonight?
Take the same route back
How can I get upstairs?
I've prepared a ladderfor you bythe window
Thanks
I'm loyal to mywife
But for a man who hasn't tasted any women...
peeping is a natural incline
So I do this every day
Hey,want some coffee?
Thanks
Sugar?
Two cubes
Want some milk?
Up to you
Make it yourself
Are you happy? I'm even happier
Thanks
Hey,still mad at me?
Monica I dare not anger at you
I 'm just too happy
I have a question to ask you
Go ahead
If a wife gets pregnant
what should she do to solve?
No wayto solve,just bear it
No wayto solve?
With the inborn prefect character
and the good education
Really?
Yes
Are you so loyal?
Yes
Yes? I find that you must have...
No
No?
Yes,I have,indeed I always have
but I only use my left hand to do...
Great! You're great
Give it to me. Ok? Give me
If myfuture husband is like you
I'd be very happy
It's difficult,butjust try hard on
At that moment,I start thinking about monkey affairs
as I am holding herwith my left hand
Hwa
Just work hard on
Do you remember our monthly big feast?
I was host last month, so this month you're the host
I do,it's tonight
I call mywife to remind her
I give her a call now
OK
It's bad,Maelwwe is at home now
She must spoil my party
Honey,my colleagues saythey're coming tonight...
You remember? You're wonderful
No,I don't want them to come
What?
The line is still engaged
Engaged
Let me leave it afterwork
Hello,Siu's Mansion
Ask mywife to answerto call
Please,ask mywife to answer
Fiend from Murtius called me but got cut off
Hwa,shall we go now?
Yes,sure Let's go
Ok... coming
Hey,who are you calling up?
What... what did you say?
Look at you,you haven't replace the receiver yet
Don't say so much now
Let's drive to his home
Good...
Don't be late or you'll be fined
OK...
I have reminded you already
You'd better be careful
Got it
You go first
I nearlyforget I am Hwa in the reality
If I play in movie...
I'll surely become a super star
Sir,what do you mean?
You want a test on me even before Happy Hour?
Sure,you've been speeding
No way,you...
Did you give someone else a test with it?
Nicolas,Faye,go and have dinner now
Dad is having guests tonight, you're not counted in
Mom,it's 6 o'clock something?
What do you mean 6 o'clock something?
I just want to tell you they'll arrive at 7
Granny,come and take a look
What is it?
Look,there seems to be something here
What is it?
Stop watch on,go inside now
It's so dirty,hurry up
Mom
You're dressed well I won't make you lose face
Got it
Mom
Why don't you get dressed?
I'm coming,why haven't you changed clothes yet?
Why don't you get dressed? Come on!
What are you up to?
Nothing...
Coming,I'll come after doing the place, go now
Hurry up OK
Amida Buddha,I'm sorry
Please stay here for one night
I'll take you to a monasterytomorrow
Shit,they have all arrived
Maelwwe must spoil the party when I am not in
Two honey bees flyto the flowers
Flying and flying
Drink
Sorry,KK,I'm late
Hwa,you come at the right time
You arrange for Marianne to drink with me
Bullshit,you dipsomaniac,drink now
You still deny? Drink it!
Hubby
You want me to get drunk? Come again
You're back?
I tell you,I did much to beg mom
and she promised to do you a favor
Hwa,you're late? Come and drink
Take it
No
Hurry,don't play me a fool
Drink again?
Right,you must drink as you lose
You drink with me You drink
Who lets you drink beer? You drink beer?
You're bad What?
Your heart flies away Does it?
You still deny? Drink,don't play us a fool
Look at you,you keep staring at her
Hwa,drink with me
No,you drink with yourself
No...
Why not?
He can't drink at all
Really?
He'll vomit soon after drinking beer,no...
Can't you drink?
Your mother-in-law is pretty
You want to be myfather-in-law,KK?
I'll think it over
Where's Marianne?
Marianne
You'll die soon if you become myfather-in-law
What can I do for you?
I'll see if I can help
No,just help yourself
Food will be ready soon
That one is Monica
I've introduced already
You introduced herto me when you talked while sleeping
You're Morlinjar? Talk while sleeping?
It means you have something in your mind
Never mind me, just care about your mother
What's wrong with my mother?
Ask you mom what she means bythis
What does she mean? What has she done to you?
You've seen everything tonight
I've seen nothing,I've only seen...
What have you seen?
I've seen some of yourthings
What is it?
I think you're really mad or something
What do you mean
Your mom keeps saying about me you don't think it's strange?
What problem is it? Make it clear
What do you have to let others say about you?
What do I've to let others say about me
You mean it,Morlinjar
Madam
Sir
What?
No Morlinjar! I'm Marianne!
No Morlinjar! Only Marianne!
Let me fortune tell with your palm
You knowthat?
You have delicate skin
You read the palm,not the skin
Frankly speaking,when you're middle age your love affairs...
will be wonderful
What about...when I am old?
When you're old...you get the blossom
Many men will court you then Will they?
Shit. I must be running up with debts
Not that Not that
But lovers court you,let me court now
It's enough
KK,I'm sorry...
Sorry I'm drunk
Stop drinking now
He can't drink on,he's almost drunk
OK.. I'll take care of my colleagues
I'm not drunk
You mean to pull me away? You're mean
Marianne!
Watch out...
Can you manage?
See him to the car See him home
No... food id ready,let's eat now
OK,it's enough
Eat something now
I'll eat now,I'm not drunk
Hwa,your mother-in-law is flirting
Eat now
Hwa,sorry,I must leave now
How come she calls your "Hwa"?
I've always called him bythat, what's wrong?
You must call him "Mr. Tung" starting from tomorrow
Sorry
OK,I see,Bye
Let's call it a day
It's a day
Thanks
Ask him,Lisa,ask him
Ask him what?
Say directly,Maelwwe
Lisa,ask him loudly
What have you been doing all evening?
What have I been doing?
You and that Monica have been...
Mom,what do you call that?
Murmuring
Murmuring,you're disloyal!
If I must,I won't do it at your presence
You do it for excitement
What excitement?
Dirty
I'm not as insane as you
You did it at this position right before your husband
A little bee...
flying...
Who asks you to be flirting?
Your husband didn't talk this sharply yesterday
You're funny,bastard
Why must I do that?
To flatter your boss
Why must I flatter your boss?
Forthe sake of my daughter
It's nothing,you just don't like me coming back
& I've revealed your monkey affairs now
so you're framing me up
so you accuse me oftaking a lover
You can make up all stories
You shouldn't spoil the love between my husband and me
Smiling? Look how ugly you smile
You must smile? I tell you
Because I am rich,I can live anywhere
But you can't
I'll leave at once,and send builders to pull down this house
Mom,no
Lisa,I'll have a new house built for you
But I must make clear I won't let him live in it
Mom...
Go to call mom come back,hurry up
You dump me as you've husband now?
You don't even come to stop me leaving
You know I am only pretending
I'm not so stupid as to have the house pulled down
No one will buythis lousy house at all
I won't really do that
Daughter,why are you so silly?
You think I'm suffering from senile dementia?
Sir,what place is this?
Miss what place is this?
just follow me
Come on
Marianne
Who is it?
Marianne
It sounds familiar
I'm Evils,your husband
My husband is dead already
You're dead also?
I'm dead also?
Are...they going to pull out mytongue?
You don't deserve dying, let me take you down there
Where are you?
Stand there,don't walk about
or else you'll become an animal
or may be an insect,even a cockroach
I don't want to be a cockroach
You walk back now, no matterwho calls your name
Understand?
Don't walk ahead,walk aback
Walk aback,never mind them
Walk aback...
Who is this fatso?
It's you
You can't touch me
Only...
I can only see but can't touch you?
You not only see me for a prolonged period...
and you'll see other spirits too
Don't panic,I'll be with you
In fact,I've never once left you
You lie
I wonderwho cried while kissing my photo in the store room
It was me
Why don't you take a next life?
Except for angry ghosts, all can have their decision
I choose not to have a next life?
Why don't you?
I can't see you if I take a next life
You can be touched, but don't get excited
Our daughter is here
Her husband bullies me
Who can bully you?
It was stormythat night
I rushed outside,but they didn't stop me
I saw everything,I saw you quarrelling
& our daughter suffered bellyache, she sat down
so our son-in-law stayed with her
Her belly ached?
Our daughter loves you much indeed
You know,I love our daughtertoo
But you must be careful
There's dirty stuff besides our daughter
Her husband is that dirty stuff
Mom
Lisa... look
Mom,sorry
Lisa,your bellyfeel better now?
I'm fine now
Your bellyache
I haven't
Of course,he makes you bellyache
Don't go away
Don't ... go away
OK,I stay here...
Apologize to mom now
Sorry
Ask him to get lost
Stay awayfor a while
You knowwhat?
I know you're suffering,mom do take a rest
You may leave now
Bring the fruits along
Come on
Ask him carrythe things
Are you tired?
No
Come nearwith me
Don't block myway
Please give way...
What is it,madam?
Sorry,nothing...
Mom,are you OK?
I'm fine...get closer...
What are you doing?
I'm bidding farewell to the nurse
Nurse? Where?
She went inside already
I see
Chop
Harder
Nicolas,speak softly
Dad is talking to your younger brother
Chop you
Come on
He's happy,so he raises his voice
Listen to our baby upstairs
Mom,we go upstairs,enjoy yourselves
Just chat with the baby,don't make love
What did you say?
Granny,something is growing from the hole you dug
So soon?
Wonderful,let's go and see
Good
It's overthere
Just 3 days,and it grows so tall?
How come? Just only 3 days
Veryfunny
Go back into the house
I'm sorry...
I was sent to hospital
I'm sorry...
to mistreat you
I'll bring you to monasterytomorrow, sorry
Will this do? Yes,it will
Thanks,sorryto bother you
There's $40,000 here
I hope it's enough
It's enough
Mrs. Siu,you're very kind though you're not his relative
It's trivial
Thanks
You're welcome
Let me comb for you
Are you upset? Tell me
Does your husband have monkey affairs?
I don't know...how come I know?
You've been pregnant for months
so he must have anotherwoman outside
No men are reliable
I have such experience
He wouldn't
Give him a call to check it up
Maybe he's holding that woman on his desk
Will he really be doing so?
Just give him a call and check
You are very busy?
Say no more,I'm nearly dying
Die then
What do you mean?
Just ask your mother-in-lawto deal with KK and it'll do
Nuts
Have coffee
Let me make it for you
Sit here
Don't move,don't look,look at this side
Hello?
Hello? Say something, I don't fear you speak foul language
You're Monica
Who is it?
Bitch!
Lisa,why are you watching at "nothing"
What's wrong with you?
Still mad at mom?
Lisa,I'll apologize to your husband,OK
Don't be like this,go & get some sleep, OK
Be a good girl,Lisa
Honey...
I'm sleepy
OK,stopjumping...
Must you go crazywhen she's crazy?
You must mind about yourself
Hwa...
You call me?
Why not bastard?
Can't I change from now on?
Do you knowwhythis happened to Lisa
What do you mean?
She doesn't sleep at night but watches TV
You're holding her,so how can she sleep
She got irritated
What irritated her?
You always speak back to me
Then you must improve yourself
Of course I needn't, I'm not the one who is pregnant
Right? How is it?
Then stop quarrelling in front of her
If you must,pick a propertime
Good idea
You can fix a time for a quarrel just like movie show
Maybe later is better
At 11:30pm
Good
Shall we buy lovers' seat for it? Nuts
I mean it
I'll start waiting for you tomorrow night
Honey...
Morning
The breakfast is OK
Morning Dad Morning
Give me a tissue paper
Where's Lisa
Brushing herteeth
Ask herto have breakfast
How is it?
Let's have a morning row as she's not yet here
Must you quarrel before you're contented
Honey
Still brushing teeth?
Shit! What are you doing?
You're gum bleeding
Stop brushing at once
What are you doing?
Maelwwe
It's Ok
Call for a dentist,quick!
I'm fine,mom
Doctor,how is she now?
Nothing serious, she made a minorwound in her mouth
and it'll recover in a week
What do you mean only a minorwound in her mouth
Have you seen the movie "Exotus"?
It was bleeding hard
All she has is usual down mood during a pregnancy
It's very common among women
What do you mean? I mean her bleeding
You needn't play a fool
I knowthe tricks of your hospital well
We do run careful exams for patients
She'sjust fine & the babytoo
Just don't worry
Hubby
Evils
You want to find your husband?
Sit down,let me find him for you
How come you know?
Please come and sit down
Where're you going to find him?
You need care forthat
So slow? You can neverfind him this way
You're looking for me?
Evils
Hi
Something really happens to our daughter
I know,a pregnant woman surely runs up with this stuff
As spirits like us must find a baby for our next life
Isn't our daughter in great danger?
So you must find that spirit & talk to it
I'll find someone to catch it
No one can catch a spirit
You hire someone to do a performance
& make it happy,then it'll go away
What if it believe in Jesus?
Then find a Father or a Priest
and cast it with the name of God
Tell him my boss is God
and that he can't stand against God
You mean I must negotiate with it?
Spirits are like triad members theyfear influential people
If you talk with it & give it some benefits
it'll then leave
Go now
You
Me?
I have to leave,just go ahead
Be brave and you must make it
Hey...
Nuts
You leave instantly?
Where are we now?
How come I know?
Just then about 20 people surrounded and chopped us
and don't knowwhywe've arrived here
We're bleeding hard
What shall we do?
Brave?
Why doesn't it hurt?
Stop asking such nonsense questions
Give a call to the boss
Don't shout
Beat it
Are him family here?
No
Inform him family
Yes
No wind
No red light
She's scared of me?
Are you looking for me?
It's not real,I'm only dreaming
Are you thirsty? Let me get you some tea
Lady...
What have we wrong you?
You'd betterfind your rival
I can stir up trouble whenever I like
I just like to
Shall we offer you ceremony?
You want monks or nuns?
I want your daughter
My daughter is a Catholic she knows nothing about ceremony
I onlywant your daughterto substitute me
My daughter is pregnant,no way
Take me,I am aged now
You're too old
What about my son-in-law?
I want a woman
You're quite a fierce ghost
I've lived for decades...
and all others call me furious woman
then most I can do is to kill myself now
I'll become a ghost and fight with you
I'll be having my next lift then
I'll then fight with you when you grow up!
Wait till you can you find me,you old bag
Lady,sorry
I'm suffering from senile dementia, I bullshit,sorry
Spare us,spare my daughter
Have mercy on us...
Please have mercy on us
Have mercy? Who has mercy on me?
My husband took a concubine in China
and so I killed myself by inhaling gas
I was pregnant then
But it's got nothing to do with my daughter,lady
Have mercy on us...
Morlinjar!
No school. No school today...
Go to hotel,Staythere
1,2,3,4,5,days Why?
We can swim at a hotel
We can have big feast,OK
Yes...
Go...
Morlinjar
Take the money Yes
Take the money OK
Go to hotel,OK
No hotel. Kowloon Tong
Morlinjar!
I'll call you...
Bye
Hwa,where are you?
You're going to hospital so early?
Watch on Lisa,I'll come over at once
Lisa,are you getting better?
I've something to tell you
I tell you,there's a female ghost at our house
She killed herself by inhaling gas
She died while being pregnant
She means to take your life and make you her substitute
Yourfather says...
you must fight with her with your own will-power
So I'll send the children to a hotel first
I'll see what waywe can deal with her
Lisa,what do you think?
Lisa
You want to tell your daughter? It's too late
It's me here
Lady,what induces you to come here?
Old bag,want to fight with me?
I dare not...
You dear not?
Lady,good hit...
Its too good
Don't touch my daughter, let's go shopping
OK? I'll go with you
Lisa
Lisa! Lisa..
Lisa
Where's Lisa?
Just be careful
You mustn't run about
Lisa
Lisa! Lisa..
Don't come over
I'll jump down if you come over
Lady...
You have your own rival
Please spare my daughter
She shouldn't die,it's your husband who deserves dying
Be good,spare her please
I was going to let your daughter live for a few more days
but because of you,I want herto die at once
No...
Your husband deserves dying not my daughter
You...go and find him
If I could find him,he'd be dead already
You're a ghost,you can go everywhere
so you can find him easily
I say you're a stupid pig
You think a ghost is up to everything?
I've never seen such a stupid old bag
Not this way?
OK,Lady,I suggest...
that you tell me where he lives what his name is
and I'll work with you
I'll find him for you,OK
Take your hands off
Honey! Maelwwe!
Watch out! Dangerous
Watch out!
Take your hands off
Get down now...
Hubby
She pushed me down
She pushed me down,Sir
She pushed me down Move
Watch her,don't go away Don't go to toilet
It's all right now...
Mrs. Siu
It's rival ofthe past life
You must solve this rival in orderto rescue your daughter
You are?
Call me Aunt
Aunt
The ghost who follows your daughter is called Ping
She died innocently
so she wants your daughter as substitute
In orderto solve this rival
you must find Ping's husband
I don't know her husband,where to find?
She died on 17th April,7 years ago
Go and check it yourself
OK,I'll go and check,thanks
Thanks forthe ceremonyfor me
You're welcome,I should
Burn me a paper ship
Ship? What ship?
You want a yacht or a sampan?
7 years ago,and that was 1993
4th month of Lunar Calendar, and that was May
on the 17th,and that was the 14th
Financial news,local news...
Ngau Tau Kok,ICAC
No...
A pregnant woman commit suicide by inhaling gas
It's you,Ping
It should be you
Her husband?
It'll be her dead day in 2 days
My Lisa will die?
Here's $20,000,the deposit
You're to find Chan May Ping's husband
within 24 hours
and this $80,000 is reward for you
What's the name of her husband?
It's yourjob
You're to find him out
If I know his name I wouldn't ask you to help
Go! Go find him at once
You go now
Lady
Where are you?
You go to disturb my daughter again?
Please let her have a sleep
You've nearly made her dead now
In fact,you can just talk to me ifthere's anything
You can revenge on me
Hello?
Mrs. Siu Speaking
I've checked,Chan May Ping's husband is called Robert
She lives on a boathouse in Sai Kong
No number plate,he keeps some chicken
Aunt
What's that boat like? I've looked for ages
It's a boathouse,he keeps chickens
Chickens? We seldom keep chickens on the sea
Must we keep fish on boathouse?
Just take it as a boathouse visit
It's too hard to search like this...
What ifwe look again next time
No way,it's about a life
We must search on
It's getting dark now
No... it's still light
And Tracy are practice writing the һ
Mom!
What?
Mon
Don't move! Don't come in
Morlinjar,bring the fire pot here
Why you come home yourself
Hey,are you feeling unwell?
No need forthat
Walk overthe fire pot,it's rules,come on
Watch out
Mom
Were you good children when I wasn't here
Yes,we were Good
Hey,are you tire?
Hubby,I'm hot,I want to change clothes
Come on,let me help you up
Burn it...
You burn the whole house off?
Take it out...
No! Morlinjar
Evils,you're useless...
Why don't you help me?
Mrs. Siu
Remember you've burnt a paper ship for me
Mrs. Siu
Aunt
You've walked the wrong direction
It is that way
Follow me
Walk aback...
It's an island there
Come on,it's aback,go
Here we are
You're back?
Yes
There're chickens,here...
It's here
There're chickens,it's here...
There're chickens,it's here
Robert...
It's locked?
Mr. Robert
Chan May Ping asks me to come here
She has something for you
Mr. Robert
Who are you looking for?
Mr. Robert
No such person here
Miss...
You know Mr. Robert?
I don't
They say he lives here
He used to live in the opposite but he's moved
Where has he moved to?
No idea
Chan May Ping,Mr. Robert's wife says...
whoeverfinds Robert shall get a reward
You are expert a lying
Ping has been dead for 7 years already
You knew Ping?
What if I did?
You were friends then
Ping is very poor now,her spirit is pitiful
She's been looking for substitute, and she wants my daughter
My daughter is now pregnant
Today is death day of Ping
If I fail to find Robert and negotiate with her
she will take my daughter's life
Whoever knows where Robert lives now
please inform me,I'll go and find Robert
None of my business
Get lost! I don't care whether you all die
How can you say?
Ping
Ping,come out
Pastern this bastard
They knowwhere Robert is but won't tell me
Nuts
They're both ass-holes
Chan May Ping,come and pastern them
What are you shouting? What do you want?
Get Lost,or I'll beat you
Beat me?
Yes
Hubby,Come back,she's nuts
Get lost or I'll throw you down to sea
Don't you knowwhere Robert lives now
Please tell Robert
I'm called Maelwwe
I live at 40,Yan Yee Road
ask him to look for me
please do me a favour
You'll get a big reward
Please
Hey,what's wrong?
I've been making a dream these few months
What I've dreamt is like what she says
Come on? Is it true?
We may eat now
There is Nicolas's favorite curry chicken
and Faye's favorite,cod fish
Is it delicious?
Yes
Hubby,come quick
Hubby...
There's yourfavorite abalone and shellfish soup
Taste it,see if you like it
What is this? It's a snowywhite
I haven't cooked dinnerfor you for a long time
Now mom is not her, and you see to dinner?
It looks OK,I wonder iftheytaste good
I've checked,it is edible
Madam Be good
Morlinjar,eat with us
No,thank you,Madam
This is for you
Thank you
Maybe your mom runs under big pressure
When did you come back?
She didn't say
Why don't you eat?
Dad,I want to sleep
Everytime I ask you eat...
Madam
Haven't you eaten?
What's the matter?
You're in bad luck now.
Why so slow? Speed up
Madam,police set up camera for speeding cars
I'll paythe ticket
You put me to the expense of my car?
Speed up
Ok...
Speed up. Faster
Want to speak? I won't let you speak
Honey...there's nothing between me and Monica
The murmuring last time...
was not intentional
I'm not yourwife,I'm Ping
Ping? None of your business then
Hubby,I did trust you so much
Lisa,I told you long ago no men are reliable
but you just don't believe what I say
See,it can't be his first monkey affairs
Say
Yes...I called a girl in Korea
Anything else?
There was once in Taiwan
In Vietnam too...
Theywere uglywhores
I was drunk everytime but I wore a condom everytime
So it's true
I work hard at home
but you fever hard outside
You're disloyal
Honey,onlythese fewtimes since we got married,I swear
I have done no other mistakes
No need to explain you can't escape this time
Honey,no...
Honey...
I was wrong to call whores
but the children are innocent,right?
And it's got nothing to do with Morlinjar
She'll be getting married back in the Philippines next month
She's innocent? What about me and the kids
Why must you men take concubines?
You all take concubines,what shall I do
Where are you going?
Don't panic,
dying by inhaling gas will look good
all victims dying from inhaling gas look flush
You can't say no! All of you must be died
No...
I don't understand,I just don't understand
What exactly is on? We are eating dinner
Even if called whores,but you once said
if I wear a condom you'll give me 5 changes
You're a real stupid pig
I've never seen a woman gives a quota to her husband go call whores
I was only saying,but he reallywent for it
Lady,it's me,open the door please
Open the door
Dare you?
Lady
Take the kids out
Take the kids out! Go
Go
Spare them! I've found Robert already
Let me take you to see him! Let's go now
I won't see him
No,You must see him
You must talk to him
or else you can't have a next life
because you're too furious,let's go
Old bag,how come you know? You've been died once?
Not me. But my husband is dead
He's been died for more than a decade
He tells me that,trust me
Let's go
Maelwwe!
Honey
No! She's not Lisa,she's May Ping
Lisa is being possessed! Nuts
Old bag,dare you get involved?
I know kill your daughter two lives with her
Lady... No... ... ...
Honey,no...
Lady,I beg you,don't do that
Chop me! Chop me if you want
Good
Take my life away
How come I am here?
Lisa,listen to me
Don't let her bully you,Lisa
Your daughter can't hear you
Mom,No!
Faye! Nicolas
Madam,no...
Excellent,everyone is here
Get out! Morlinjar
Leave them alone
You...chop me
Lady
In fact,this incident is caused by me...
as I am too busy-body
I ask you out for negotiation chop me if you must
Chop me,Lady
He's a good husband,a good father
Don't chop him
Chop me
Don't you hate me most?
I don't hate him,never...
I only...scold him out offun
Chop me
Come on! Go and chop her
Chop her,I'll spare your daughter
But don't ever playtricks
It's too easyfor me to kill your daughter
Yes
Go now
Come here
Come over...
No,I don't understand
I don't understand what exactly do you want
Now...
Lady,I've chopped at myself
So spare my daughter
You must keep yourwords and spare ourfamily
Put down the knife
Granny,are you all right?
Don't panic,it'll be fine...don't be afraid
Why?
We're both women,why...
Why otherwomen are pampered...
and their husbands will die forthem
and their mothers will die forthem
And me?
My husband only pampers her concubine
He didn't lay an dye on me when I die
Lisa,Lisa
I've lost,you've won
I'll keep mywords
Ping
How dare you have face to see me?
Why did you say so?
You took a concubine so I killed myself
You still have face to see me?
Yes
I did have a woman at that time
When you saw me with her
I was quitting relation with her
I was going back to you after talking with her
After I talked overwith her
I was going to explain to you
but before I arrived the station
I was knocked down by a container lorry
I came round in hospital a month later
and my legs...was amputated
I only learnt that you killed yourself when I returned to HK
7 years...
I've been regretting all these years
I hate myself...
but what can I do?
You haven't cheated me?
Ping...
Ping,forgive me. Ping
Ping
Mom.. Lisa
Lisa...
It's all over now
Before long,my daughterwas born
and she's called Cecilia
My luck has improved I no longerwork as an IT man
as my mother-in-law has become
a famous medium
every day she onlytakes three clients, charging $30,000 from each ofthem
and I've become her manager I take 5% commission from her
It's already a big sum for me
What does my mother-on-law do in her leisure?
She woos a man
and that man is my late father-in-law
Flirty
But what I can't bear is...
she keeps telling my youngest daughter
Lady,don't look back...or you'll be sorry
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